2. When filling out an application don't forget to sign down at the bottom where it says it certifies all information is correct or you feel stupid later.
3.When filling out the application make sure you mark which shift you want and don't mark any shifts you don't want, or you otherwise get that shift and have a problem when your friends have the other shift and you need to carpool with them.
4. When answering the job acceptance call be fully awake or at least have a pen and pencil at your side so you don't forget later.
5. When showing up to do further paperwork bring at least 2 ID verifications or be stuck going back later the next day.
6. When filling out paperwork know how to fill out a W2
7. Don't be at the wrong building the first day of the job or be lost and late for work what an impression that makes
8. Don't switch from night shift to morning shift on your employers or all chaos will break loose: [A] Won't receive punch card because your supposed to be in the other pile of cards.Which will cause you not to check in the first day which will later come out as they won't pay you the first day because they didn't look on the list you did sign in on the first day.[B] They can't find your paycheck for 2 days because it's somewhere else.
9. On the first training day don't expect to only work a couple of hours because their going to run you through like a normal day would be like.
10. On the third day don't forget your punch card because you loose five bucks and loose your pride of responsibility
11. Don't expect to go out to eat for lunch because there is no time.
12. Don't expect to be able to use your ipod or read your book because they want you to feel totally bored out of your mind.
13. Don't expect to want to eat cherries after you seen what you didn't mean to let pass such as pits and stems and who knows what else.Or the fact of what you pull out like little bugs and a grasshopper. Plus the fact that 5 pounds of sugar that goes into 4 gallon buckets.
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2 comments:
LOL! LOL! Thanks for the amazing laugh. I needed it today :) Isn't it wonderful to be a grown up?
Isn't all the paperwork fun with a new job. Looks like you learned a lot from your first job. Hopefully the next will go smoother
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